Mini Skirts at the Gym
I swear I am not trying to be a petty desperate housewife BUT...
The girl, I mean MOM, at the gym that I guarantee is a "player's wife" drives me bonkers. She comes to the gym in the most "amazing" outfits I have ever seen. Today she was there in a pleated freaking mini-skirt, white with pink striped knee-socks and a tight pink tank. Yesterday she wore a pair of black knee-socks, black shoes, black tight tank and black tight short shorts. The day before it was purple knee socks, a purple and black plaid pleated mini-skirt and a purple tight tank top. Really?
All of these outfits are topped off with long blond hair to the middle of her back, done EVERY DAY, full make up and a bounce.
She has fake D boobs and she talks to EVERY single guy in the gym.
Oh the squats in a mini-freaking-skirt! Really?! And the jumping jacks? Seriously?! Is this all happening? Where exactly are they selling pleated mini-skirts for working out? It must be California. MUST BE! She has to be a transferred Eagles' wife come in from California. They don't grow blonds in skirts here, and nobody but LA girls wear knee socks, especially not any moms.
Am I being catty...absolutely...no doubt about it. But today, when I was walking and walking and walking on the treadmill, and she is standing at the front desk...flexing ...no shit, I can't make this stuff up...I asked myself...if you looked like that, would you dress like that...and my answer was a resounding NO...I would workout completely nude...
But honestly, I would not wear that, I think knee socks are hokey, unless you are Holly Madison from Girls Next Door, and as a mom, you don't try and redo the Britney Spears video "Oh Baby Baby" it's been done, now move on, no more pleated minis.
I am intrigued by her, obviously. She is interesting, she bounces, she giggles to gym-meat-heads then walks to the day care center and picks up her kid. There is something to be said about a woman who dresses this way, either she came from LA and thinks that everyone everywhere dress this way when they workout, OR she loves the attention. I am thinking both. She definitely isn't from here, they only sell short and pants to workout here...and there's a good reason for that, it is called sanity.
By the way, when I told Jim about this...he said, "Really, what time is it that she works out?..." when you find his cold dead carcass buried in the backyard, don't ask questions...it was me!
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The girl, I mean MOM, at the gym that I guarantee is a "player's wife" drives me bonkers. She comes to the gym in the most "amazing" outfits I have ever seen. Today she was there in a pleated freaking mini-skirt, white with pink striped knee-socks and a tight pink tank. Yesterday she wore a pair of black knee-socks, black shoes, black tight tank and black tight short shorts. The day before it was purple knee socks, a purple and black plaid pleated mini-skirt and a purple tight tank top. Really?
All of these outfits are topped off with long blond hair to the middle of her back, done EVERY DAY, full make up and a bounce.
She has fake D boobs and she talks to EVERY single guy in the gym.
Oh the squats in a mini-freaking-skirt! Really?! And the jumping jacks? Seriously?! Is this all happening? Where exactly are they selling pleated mini-skirts for working out? It must be California. MUST BE! She has to be a transferred Eagles' wife come in from California. They don't grow blonds in skirts here, and nobody but LA girls wear knee socks, especially not any moms.
Am I being catty...absolutely...no doubt about it. But today, when I was walking and walking and walking on the treadmill, and she is standing at the front desk...flexing ...no shit, I can't make this stuff up...I asked myself...if you looked like that, would you dress like that...and my answer was a resounding NO...I would workout completely nude...
But honestly, I would not wear that, I think knee socks are hokey, unless you are Holly Madison from Girls Next Door, and as a mom, you don't try and redo the Britney Spears video "Oh Baby Baby" it's been done, now move on, no more pleated minis.
I am intrigued by her, obviously. She is interesting, she bounces, she giggles to gym-meat-heads then walks to the day care center and picks up her kid. There is something to be said about a woman who dresses this way, either she came from LA and thinks that everyone everywhere dress this way when they workout, OR she loves the attention. I am thinking both. She definitely isn't from here, they only sell short and pants to workout here...and there's a good reason for that, it is called sanity.
By the way, when I told Jim about this...he said, "Really, what time is it that she works out?..." when you find his cold dead carcass buried in the backyard, don't ask questions...it was me!
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