Holy Crap I Emptied My VAN...AHHHHH
Today I am taking my car in for a french fries removal! That's right, this morning at 7:00 a.m. I was up bright and early removing all of my worldly possessions from my minivan...oh how will I be without thee for an entire day? Because from the looks of allll the crap that I just took out of my van, one would think that I live in there, and I think I probably could... just sayin....
I actually don't think what I removed was allll THAT bad. I got a half a bag of trash, which I must add was all removed from that little pocket in the door. Somehow, sometime in my life I decided that the pocket in the door is for trash, so without a doubt, THAT part of my car will never be clean, but I see it as better than the entire car being messy or littering. So.... one HALF-A-BAG of trash, a stroller, a bag of my reusable bags, a diaper bag (what the hell with the bags already....??) and then two bags of van stuff.
This was a snapshot of my van-stuff.....You know the van stuff, DVD's, napkins, straws, wet-ones, coins to the Crayola museum, 10 feminine pads (just in case I bleed to death I guess?), head phones, wax removers for my son's hearing aides, the face mask needed to get laughing gas at the dentist's office (hey...if you don't bring your own they charge you $50!!! So I bring my own...excuse me, that's legal drugs and I don't like pain....hence the face mask in the car at ALL times. Now that I'm thinking about it, can you imagine if someone was looking through my car and found it...they would think I was one of those people that "do" laughing gas...but I don't, so don't call the police.)
We are also getting our house inspected today because we sold it...and at 3:00 Emersyn has swim lessons, and I have to drive Jim to work so that I have his car all day...and I have to get Brock a nap in there somewhere?
Oh, and I think I'm going to go to the gym after dropping Jim off at work...boy, I sound like one of those moms on Facebook that I hate because they are always bragging about how much they accomplish in a day. Well, Brock just woke up and I need to get going on my God-I-accomplish-so-much-I-am-special day....and yesterday I got my hair colored so now I feel all light and bouncy....weeeeeee
I actually don't think what I removed was allll THAT bad. I got a half a bag of trash, which I must add was all removed from that little pocket in the door. Somehow, sometime in my life I decided that the pocket in the door is for trash, so without a doubt, THAT part of my car will never be clean, but I see it as better than the entire car being messy or littering. So.... one HALF-A-BAG of trash, a stroller, a bag of my reusable bags, a diaper bag (what the hell with the bags already....??) and then two bags of van stuff.
This was a snapshot of my van-stuff.....You know the van stuff, DVD's, napkins, straws, wet-ones, coins to the Crayola museum, 10 feminine pads (just in case I bleed to death I guess?), head phones, wax removers for my son's hearing aides, the face mask needed to get laughing gas at the dentist's office (hey...if you don't bring your own they charge you $50!!! So I bring my own...excuse me, that's legal drugs and I don't like pain....hence the face mask in the car at ALL times. Now that I'm thinking about it, can you imagine if someone was looking through my car and found it...they would think I was one of those people that "do" laughing gas...but I don't, so don't call the police.)
We are also getting our house inspected today because we sold it...and at 3:00 Emersyn has swim lessons, and I have to drive Jim to work so that I have his car all day...and I have to get Brock a nap in there somewhere?
Oh, and I think I'm going to go to the gym after dropping Jim off at work...boy, I sound like one of those moms on Facebook that I hate because they are always bragging about how much they accomplish in a day. Well, Brock just woke up and I need to get going on my God-I-accomplish-so-much-I-am-special day....and yesterday I got my hair colored so now I feel all light and bouncy....weeeeeee
You crack me up! If it makes you feel better my van looks the same. :)
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