Every One is Getting Liver
My day started at 1:00 a.m....then got exciting at 3:00 and then I shared the moment with Jim at 4:30 and then Jim asked me to "see what I could do" at 6:00 and then it was all over BUT the shouting at 6:30...and now I am sitting her typing....I'd like to say that I was partying with Slash but that my friends was not the case....
at 1:00 Brock woke up and cried and I should have given him Advil for his teeth but I was too out of it (and to lazy) to do so...bad idea
at 3:00 I was to stupid to give it to him...
at 4:30 I knew there was no way in hell that he was hungry so I asked Jim to go and rock him back to sleep
at 6:00 I went in and fed him again to see if I could squeeze another hour of sleep in (and it worked)
and
at 6:30 Skylar's alarm went off waking up Emersyn, who proceeded to go into Brock's room (but-of-freaking-course) and so now everyone is up screaming and crying and I want to kill everyone.
And let's be clear hear people, I don't mean kill as in "oh geeze oh wizz, you are all stinky little children..." I mean I want to hurt you and make you suffer and feed you all eggs and quiche and liver and onions for a week.
Did I mention Skylar is having a sleepover and so we are downstairs TRYING to be quiet and it is not working AT ALL!
Did I mention that Jim said that HEEEE was going to turn off Skylar's alarm and I made it very clear that it isn't easy to do and that there is noooo way I would do it because her alarm is impossible. Yeah, so He's gettin liver..... So Jim went and "turned off" her alarm last night.....ummm no...what he actually did (as I found out this morning) was unplug it HUH? Thanks big guy, it has batteries so you did NOTHING!
Soooo he laid back down in our bed trying to get Emersyn back to sleep so that our entire day isn't a complete nightmare and I got to go downstairs with Brock even though NONE of this is my fault...ok, except that I never gave Brock the Advil....but the alarm clock was most definatly Jim's fault....
And there is a Flyers game today and we are going and I need to get over it because there is nothing I can do about it and I know God is doing all of this because I saw three pregnant women yesterday and was jonesing for another baby....another baby that I can't handle, don't need and have no intention of having....
but that is another blog.....
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at 1:00 Brock woke up and cried and I should have given him Advil for his teeth but I was too out of it (and to lazy) to do so...bad idea
at 3:00 I was to stupid to give it to him...
at 4:30 I knew there was no way in hell that he was hungry so I asked Jim to go and rock him back to sleep
at 6:00 I went in and fed him again to see if I could squeeze another hour of sleep in (and it worked)
and
at 6:30 Skylar's alarm went off waking up Emersyn, who proceeded to go into Brock's room (but-of-freaking-course) and so now everyone is up screaming and crying and I want to kill everyone.
And let's be clear hear people, I don't mean kill as in "oh geeze oh wizz, you are all stinky little children..." I mean I want to hurt you and make you suffer and feed you all eggs and quiche and liver and onions for a week.
Did I mention Skylar is having a sleepover and so we are downstairs TRYING to be quiet and it is not working AT ALL!
Did I mention that Jim said that HEEEE was going to turn off Skylar's alarm and I made it very clear that it isn't easy to do and that there is noooo way I would do it because her alarm is impossible. Yeah, so He's gettin liver..... So Jim went and "turned off" her alarm last night.....ummm no...what he actually did (as I found out this morning) was unplug it HUH? Thanks big guy, it has batteries so you did NOTHING!
Soooo he laid back down in our bed trying to get Emersyn back to sleep so that our entire day isn't a complete nightmare and I got to go downstairs with Brock even though NONE of this is my fault...ok, except that I never gave Brock the Advil....but the alarm clock was most definatly Jim's fault....
And there is a Flyers game today and we are going and I need to get over it because there is nothing I can do about it and I know God is doing all of this because I saw three pregnant women yesterday and was jonesing for another baby....another baby that I can't handle, don't need and have no intention of having....
but that is another blog.....
Check out "This is my life" Emersyn is winning but I'm not telling her....
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