Ya Wanna Know Why I Don't Call..Here ya GO!!
Wake up
Diaper changed
Coffee
Breakfast for all...not that they eat it, but I gotta make it..right?
More coffee
Back upstairs to get all dressed, get rid of dirty diapers and heap all dirty clothes from night and yesterday into a pile to bring downstairs
Make beds
Monday (playgroup) Tuesday (school/gym) Wednesday (gymnastics..then gym) Thursday (same as Tuesday) Friday (thank God not a damn thing..oh, wait, I'm healthy now...gym)
Then back home for lunch
then nap for Brock...while I shower and get dressed to usually go NOWHERE...
wait for Brock to sleep
Skylar home
chaos
Grocery store/library/shopping/post office
dinner
Monday and Wednesdays at 5:30 dance for Emersyn and Skylar
clean up kitchen/family room/play room...pretend we are tidy...
baths
PJs
7:30 Brock to bed
8:15 Emersyn to bed
8:30 Me to bed
9:30 pick Skylar up from dance...or Girl Scouts...or ice skating....or a dance...
And this is why I don't call....And When I do, I hang up by accident, mute you by accident, and it sounds like I'm killing people in the background.
This is why I only cook pizza, spaghetti, tacos, soup and this crazy Indian Food in these bags that I just have to heat up...
This is why my skin looks like I am almost dead...
This is why I always look like a bag lady...
This is why I am willing to pay a babysitter ALL my money just so I can get out of the house and hear my brain...
This is why I think that The Real Housewives of.....are the greatest shows on the planet...
Because I am busy doing nothing. Because when I am at the gym I feel like I won the life lottery. Because when Emersyn goes to bed I pretend that in 15 minutes nobody is ACTUALLY going to need me even though they probably are.
This is why I have a box of Godiva chocolate NEXT TO MY FREAKING BED...Oh no...I'm not kidding...NEXT TO IT I TELL YOU AND LAST NIGHT I ATE 3 PIECES!!! OH Yes I did!!
Because I am a mom to the most beautiful, smart, smiling, wonderful, kind, amazing children in the whole world and I want to be my very best every time they look at me....
As long as it is between the hours of 7 a.m. and 8 p.m.... Oh, and my show isn't on....
But that's why I don't call...cause I'm busy being a mom...and that my dear friends and family is a very...important...job!
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Diaper changed
Coffee
Breakfast for all...not that they eat it, but I gotta make it..right?
More coffee
Back upstairs to get all dressed, get rid of dirty diapers and heap all dirty clothes from night and yesterday into a pile to bring downstairs
Make beds
Monday (playgroup) Tuesday (school/gym) Wednesday (gymnastics..then gym) Thursday (same as Tuesday) Friday (thank God not a damn thing..oh, wait, I'm healthy now...gym)
Then back home for lunch
then nap for Brock...while I shower and get dressed to usually go NOWHERE...
wait for Brock to sleep
Skylar home
chaos
Grocery store/library/shopping/post office
dinner
Monday and Wednesdays at 5:30 dance for Emersyn and Skylar
clean up kitchen/family room/play room...pretend we are tidy...
baths
PJs
7:30 Brock to bed
8:15 Emersyn to bed
8:30 Me to bed
9:30 pick Skylar up from dance...or Girl Scouts...or ice skating....or a dance...
And this is why I don't call....And When I do, I hang up by accident, mute you by accident, and it sounds like I'm killing people in the background.
This is why I only cook pizza, spaghetti, tacos, soup and this crazy Indian Food in these bags that I just have to heat up...
This is why my skin looks like I am almost dead...
This is why I always look like a bag lady...
This is why I am willing to pay a babysitter ALL my money just so I can get out of the house and hear my brain...
This is why I think that The Real Housewives of.....are the greatest shows on the planet...
Because I am busy doing nothing. Because when I am at the gym I feel like I won the life lottery. Because when Emersyn goes to bed I pretend that in 15 minutes nobody is ACTUALLY going to need me even though they probably are.
This is why I have a box of Godiva chocolate NEXT TO MY FREAKING BED...Oh no...I'm not kidding...NEXT TO IT I TELL YOU AND LAST NIGHT I ATE 3 PIECES!!! OH Yes I did!!
Because I am a mom to the most beautiful, smart, smiling, wonderful, kind, amazing children in the whole world and I want to be my very best every time they look at me....
As long as it is between the hours of 7 a.m. and 8 p.m.... Oh, and my show isn't on....
But that's why I don't call...cause I'm busy being a mom...and that my dear friends and family is a very...important...job!
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yah...me too. Sorry I haven't called in about a year. But I love you and miss you!
ReplyDeleteThink of u and niki every day... Love u all and miss u. U are always my best friends and that will never change whether we talk every day or every year!!
ReplyDeleteSame here. You just brought a tear to my eye!
DeleteNo I am not stalking you. I am just catching up, life has been a bit insane. I love what you write and how you write it.
ReplyDeletethank you so much!! It means eveything to receive a compliment on here...sometimes I feel like I'm writing to nobody!!! Thanks for taking the time, never stalking, always supportive! Thank you thank you thank you!!
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