Pillow Talk at Our House

Sometimes in the morning Jim and I will be laying in bed cursing the rising sun.  We will be laying there so comfortable, glad that we are together, amazed how in love we are and content being in each other's arms.  So I will say to him, "we should get married..."  and then he will respond "no....it would mess everything up."

And then I pinched him.

The other day we were having this little conversation and he continued down his pretend "single" rap.

Jim:  "well, listen, I have to get in the shower and go to work but you can stay as long as you like, just make sure and lock the door when you leave.  I will call you later."

Me:  "uh huh..."

Jim:  "I am gonna be kinda busy over the next few days but we will get together again soon, I had a really great time last night...thanks...."



Me:  "KILL ME.... IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT EVER AGAIN I WOULD DIE!!!  Emersyn and Skylar are never allowed out of the house!!!!"

Oh my gosh, men!!! It is so true!! You couldn't pay me to be single again!  How did I do it?  Why did I do it?  Men, Men, Men!!!

Me:  "I am so glad I didn't know you when you were "single" and out and about!"  Even though technically I did??

Mexico, where we got engaged. October 2006
Jim:  "whaaaa??? I was a good guy!"

Me:  "Yeah, right, all your friends and old classmates don't know HOW I married you and have no idea who I am talking about when I say how GREAT you are....if you were such a sweetheart, why's that?"

Jim:  "I don't know."

Me:  "Exactly!"

My daughters are never leaving the house.  They are never allowed to date and they are never allowed by MEN.

"It would ruin everything"  How bout I kick his butt!! LOL

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